Saturday, April 2, 2011

Need a doctor?

Our staff of highly skilled physicians can heal you of measles
(or weasles--whichever one ails you). 
We'll apply a healing ointment to rid you of your symptoms.


Suffering from chickenpox? Let our doctors relieve your pain.


Have you broken your chin again?
We've invested in state of the art technology
developed to hold that chin up until it's useful again.


Our office accepts payments of chocolate chip cookies, marshmallows, or lollipops.
Come on over and we'll fix you up!

1 comment:

  1. Gavin always asks me if I am sick and need a shot. Today Lexi was taking my blood pressure. Pretty funny!

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