(alias Double-D, Double, Dub, Rub-a-Dub, Rubble-Double, Ral-Dal) "Dallin-dude" has extensive Jedi training and has been honing his superhero skills for nearly 7 years. In the beginning, he experimented with his superhero identity--attempting to discover which suited him best. He tried being a dirt clod....
....a hillbilly....
....and a clown.
Extensive research, funded by the Mom&Pop Fund Inc., has also been performed for a variety of superhero weapons and masks. Double-D is still trying to decide which will suit him best. Which do you think would be more terrorizing?
A broomstick....
....a light saber....
I, personally, am terrified of the last option. Especially since sustaining the "unclean" part of the tooth persona would most certainly deplete the Mom&Pop Fund reserves to practically nothing.
All of the above research, however, does not include the list of strengths Double-D naturally possesses. Such as his uncanny ability to soak the smell of mud and grass into his body and use it as a smell-weapon on his foe. And watch your back whenever he's around because he'll take a cheap shot whenever he can spot one! A sucker punch to the gut or a swift leg kick to the kidney are all fair game in Double-D's fighting world.
But the soft side of this superhero must not go unnoticed. He'll snuggle up to Mom or Dad as quick as anybody, and his greatest weakness might be his love for babies and (whisper) his big sister. Ssshhhhh! Don't let the enemy know: His best friend is a girl!
What a cute post! You are so creative!! I loved all those photos.
ReplyDeleteThe underwear helmet is my vote. Be sure to wear that in my pool this summer. By the way, are we ever going to take the kids on a ski vacation to Utah?
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