Alias: Raya, Raya-ree, Raya-rooMariah Lynn, or Raya, has collected a variety of superhero theme songs during her eight year lifetime. When she was very young, her father entertained her with his witty jingles. Some include: "Mariah...ooo...ooooo....She's on fiya...ooo...oooo." Or, "She, my baby, she my baby girl, HUH!" Then there's, "They call the wind Mariiiiiiahhhh...." Well, not really, but every senior citizen we meet decides they must sing that song to her when they hear her name--we've never actually heard the real song!
Raya also possesses mind-numbing superhero capabilities that will intimidate most foe. Her enemies (and her mother) must beware that she has a memory like a video-recorder. It's scary some of the things she can remember, down to the nitty-gritty details. As a plot to weaken her enemies and subtly remind them she has the upper-hand, she'll time her stories impeccably and say, amidst a social gathering for example, "Mom, remember the time we went for a trip in the Jeep, and we drove late at night, and then we stayed at that really fancy hotel in the forest, and they had a big giant pool and a massage place, and they only allow people with two children to stay there, so we had to sneak all the kids in, and then we had to be really quiet in the room so we wouldn't get kicked out, and when we wanted to play in the pool we had to go in separately and act like we didn't know each other... .....mmhgjeihmmm.....mmummumm... "(as a hand slides over her mouth to keep her from further telling our family secrets to the world). All must remember that she's watching.....always watching.....
Raya also possesses mind-numbing superhero capabilities that will intimidate most foe. Her enemies (and her mother) must beware that she has a memory like a video-recorder. It's scary some of the things she can remember, down to the nitty-gritty details. As a plot to weaken her enemies and subtly remind them she has the upper-hand, she'll time her stories impeccably and say, amidst a social gathering for example, "Mom, remember the time we went for a trip in the Jeep, and we drove late at night, and then we stayed at that really fancy hotel in the forest, and they had a big giant pool and a massage place, and they only allow people with two children to stay there, so we had to sneak all the kids in, and then we had to be really quiet in the room so we wouldn't get kicked out, and when we wanted to play in the pool we had to go in separately and act like we didn't know each other... .....mmhgjeihmmm.....mmummumm... "(as a hand slides over her mouth to keep her from further telling our family secrets to the world). All must remember that she's watching.....always watching.....
Mariah formerly invested her superhero research into all things pink and princessy, but recently informed the world she "hates" princesses and has transitioned to everything horses. That will likely be her getaway vehicle of choice--a chestnut arabian with a black mane and a pink ribbon!
So, Mariah, what was Aunt Judy wearing when you last saw her in the backyard and what color is the 4 wheeler? Love ya
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