Saturday, April 13, 2013

Kitty Chronicles: Dominance

There's a new kid in town.


I must assert my dominance.
Dominate.
Control.
Stalk.
Protect territory.
Terrorize.
Dominate.


I will eat the new kid's food.
I will sleep in the new kid's bed.
I will sit in the doorway where the new kid is staying and stare at her in the night.
I will cause the new kid to shake and quake in my presence.
I will attack the new kid from behind when she's walking down the hall.
My dominance will be known.
Forever.


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